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I wondered if anyone had mentioned your avatar to you?  No, not "Avatar", your avatar.   You know, the picture thingy that you have on your profile.

It's just, well, I don't want to be rude, but someone has to tell you.

In that picture, your face is puffy and bloated, your eyebrows looked plucked beyond all belief and reason, and I suppose in many ways it's a flattering picture considering it's your face.  I'm guessing that you're using that for your online dating profile too, so really you should have been told before now.  It may even be the reason that you're single.  Well, that and your poor excuse for a personality, obviously.

I imagine that you wanted to project smouldering intellect, humour, good looks, bedroom prowess and masculine heterosexuality.

Unfortunately, your avatar presents a pre op transexual currently living as a woman with a penchant for serial killing. 

I'm just saying...