Really? I don't think so.

Correct me if I am wrong, but the Conservative party are keen to reverse the ban on fox hunting.

Shazam! Foxes start entering million pound properties and feasting on babies whilst their parents watch the X-Factor on tv. "He looked at me bold as you like.  He just didn't move.  Then the cunt offered me a glacier mint and a polar bear chewed my tits off", bleats distraught mother, who was so distressed she was shit faced on Pernod, leaving her 9 month old twins in a room without a baby monitor.

Again, I may be incorrect, but I believe that the Conservative party are keen to lower the period of time that an abortion can be had at.

Kapow! IVF patients aborting their babies left right and centre.

"It's like they enjoyed having their emotions in tatters from all the hormones, and the just want to go through it all again for fun", shouts ignorant Social Commentator, ignoring the fact that many of the fetuses aborted were instances were the mother was carrying multiple children, and the process of which supports the remaining children in utero.

I await the stories of disabled single parent immigrants attacking Tory MPs after being asked for proof they can stand up so that they can have their ovaries tied before being told to leave the country.

*Waits patiently. Rallies troops,*